Shiny New Rocket captures life's important moments for alien zoo!



This, to the left, is a picture.  I didn't take it, and I lost my crayons so I can't colour it in.

My Work

My work is none of your business.  I don't visit your website and demand to know what you do, now do I?

Feel free to look through my portfolio for a sample of my work. If you can actually find a portfolio on my site, please contact me.  I can't promise a reward, nor can I reward promises.


I approach my work with a great deal of caution while wearing heavy protective gear, usually after I've had a bit to drink in order to keep my courage up.


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